A friend that works with me has stanky feet.
Right, not stinky feet . . . feet so rank they are stanky.
After sloshing through the puddles in the parking lot, she walked into my office\and said, "My feet are stinky." I said, "You didn't have to announce it. I was well aware."
So we got into this argrument trying to determine if it's her feet that stink or her shoes that stink. She said, "No, it's because I don't wear socks with my shoes (women's dress shoes), and that is why my feet stink."
"Okay," I said, "So all of the shoes that you put your feet in are stinky." She said, "Yes, it's the shoes."
I said, "Girl, if all of the panties that you put on were stinky would you blame it on the panties?"
Her, "No, that means my pussy stinks. Wait, what . . . oooooooooh."
Me, "Yeah girl, it's not the shoes."
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